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thedailymeme:

No more excuases, ladies.

HOLD YOUR HORSES. 

No excuses?  

You people realize that this says ‘masturbation’ because that’s the easiest way a woman can get their pleasure, right? Masturbation, not sex with a dude who’s so bad at sex you came up with a random excuse to avoid fucking him. 

Masturbation. 

After which the lady in question will feel satisfied and won’t want to have sex anyway. 

The solution to guy’s ‘not tonight, I have a headache’ problem is, literally, to get out of the picture.

Whoo!

Burnnn

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