Sisters in crime.
OH MY GOD THAT WAS ONE TIME
THE LAST ONE
The Freelancer ~ Musashi Industrial & Starflight Concern (MISC)
I will most definitely be getting myself a decent chair and flight joystick/pedals when Star Citizen is released.
LIVE THE DREAM
I remember you.
I don’t think it’s possible to write anything on tumblr without offending at least one person somehow.
im offended, plz stop tumblez :)
No more excuases, ladies.
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
You people realize that this says ‘masturbation’ because that’s the easiest way a woman can get their pleasure, right? Masturbation, not sex with a dude who’s so bad at sex you came up with a random excuse to avoid fucking him.
After which the lady in question will feel satisfied and won’t want to have sex anyway.
The solution to guy’s ‘not tonight, I have a headache’ problem is, literally, to get out of the picture.
I bet you never expected the end to come like this. [cap credit]